Ryallen 2013-09-18 20:15:23

What happens when a politician take Viagra?
He grows bigger.

DemonicFoxShadow 2013-09-18 21:45:28

Here is one I enjoyed as a kid and still enjoy.
Why are there so many Chuck Norris joke but no Bruce Lee joke?... Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

or

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?... WattahhH!!!

What does Bruce Lee eat when he's hungry?.... WhoppahhH!!!

What did Bruce Lee tell president obama?.... Flow like water never go stale...

When did Bruce Lee die?.... Final Lee

I hope you like them ^-^

YoutubeIsawesome 2013-09-19 01:17:14

stickler for roast

migmax88 2013-09-19 14:26:27

Its bob and his wife's anniversary
Bob forgets the anniversary and she tells him
I better find something that goes from 0-200 in less than 60 minutes In the drive way tomorrow morning
So bob wakes up early and then goes to work, Later on the wife wakes up and looks out side
Long behold she see a box in the drive way, confused she puts on her wardrobe goes out side and takes the box back in
She opens it up and finds a bathroom scale...
Bob hasn't been seen since friday